I won the lottery and have more money than…most. Aliens contacted me and said I needed to post this list because of something in the future. So here it is. I patented like one hundred new things that will change how we do…everything; for the record it was not from the aliens. I wrote the sequel to the Kama Sutra; no easy task I assure you. I pulled Excalibur from my bathtub. I cracked the Oak Island secret and solved the Kryptos Code while I was napping.
I could go on but this is exhausting and it would look like bragging if I continued. Clearly I am far too humble to further list my incredible accomplishments. But, if you desire you can message me so that I can divulge the absolutely amazing and nearly unfathomable extent of my deeds. Now, ‘if’ you are still reading and depending on your time zone, I have but two more words…April Fools.
P.S. I will apologize if I bamboozled you and only chuckle slightly.